The home of Cetera Noir and his band Die Hard Cafe

Saturday, December 31, 2011

video of a kid falling down

Thursday, December 29, 2011

today is kevin rowland day

i will dressing like him in his come on eileen/dexy's era for new years. thats not a spoiler because none of my friends read this blog, lol.

tan te

sounds like vocaloid a little



then u cry



then u get high

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 14 - inbijiburu

these posts are really evolving, heh?

click the ENGAGE to see what interested me this exciting new week of bocaroido

ryan dorn

frame it
bury it
walk 20 paces away
dig it up in 15 years
and teach the world to sing.

starfucker is kicking my asss today

I LIKE INDIE

Monday, December 26, 2011

nathan barnatt rules



awww ive been missing everything!!!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

foster the ppl is ok

peanut butter tuesday

Friday, December 23, 2011

bloodspork

Thursday, December 22, 2011

ONLINE GAME ADDICTS SPRECHCHOR

old.

don't ask me why i'm posting this today.

dildo attack!!!



today is OJ simpson day!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 13 - tap into my wiffle wine aka I CANT BLAST THE REALS!

i love fresh prince

i loved it as a kid

i got over it

i'm back on now

oh shit i forgot about vocaloid tuesday

in the mean time listen to this weird buddy holly


Friday, December 16, 2011

summer camp vs. cults

am i the only one who thinks these singers look eerily similar?

Madeline Follin

Elizabeth Sankey

standing outside the fire

this is the greatest video ever made



howard keel
Bless Yore Beautiful Hide - Seven brides for seven brothers

embedding disabled

Thursday, December 15, 2011

ship's peen

why do ships have penises?

my new hipster favs

getting into cloud nothigns today because i loved total babes (cleveland) so much!
gonna post more stuff by these blokes

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

fun

it just sucks

vocaloid tuesday 12: SECLET SIRENCE / christmas morgue

enjyo coke!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Sunday, December 11, 2011

arnold swarzenegger wow pic

i don't about spelling his name

arnold schwarzenegger

there

ahnold plays a henchman in the long goodbye, a 73 crazy noir that i forced myself to watch
damn the god damn 70s and their thoughts

oop u broke the 4th wall dude

fill yer boots tattoo

my sister and i got twin tattoos!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

soon

get up kids

i love james in these
totally my synth singer idol

Sunday, December 4, 2011

proper

hooters live 1986

1989

Gilbert Gottfried is my favorite comedian

This is a repost from the amazing My First Blog 


You know, there's been a lot of speculation tonight about Joan Rivers' vagina--how old is it? How dry is it? How many men died during its construction? Well, good people, I have had sex with Joan Rivers. And I can tell you from experience that her much-maligned vagina is in fact a glorious thing of unparalleled beauty.


It was early in my career. I walked into a green room. Who do I see? The great Joan Rivers. At this point in my life, I'd already had sexual congress with dozens of Joan Rivers impersonators, and most were total gentlemen, like Mr. Mario Cantone.


But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch like a dead komodo dragon, which made my young comic's custard cannon rock hard. She spread her legs and I was immediately blinded by a flurry of bats. When the bats had cleared, I saw it-- the fabled Joan Rivers vagina. It was magnificent, a gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking as if to beckon me inside. "Take me," Joan hissed, "fill me with your seed so that I may live another century."


She climbed atop of two cases of Rolling Rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins upon my young comic's goo bazooka. I shouted, "take it all mein Bobby" then she exploded, sending a hot rush of love slime sloshing to the floor where it burned a hole into the sewer below. Spent, I fell backwards tumbling into the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold, only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe.


I'll never forget that sight, because I haven't been able to open my eyes since.

axl vs. kurt fight to the death



love this band now

Friday, December 2, 2011

my band made a music video!



everyone meet die hard cafe!

minibosses new album. brass 2: "2 brass 4 u"

brass2mouth is out.

i am happy. this is my 1st time being part of the scene when a minibosses album came out.

i have seen them twice in 2010 i think.
my 1st time was in PHX fir their 10th anniversary show in feb.
i had a fresh broken ankle from the night before. jeez. so much pain and pleasure.
my friends from theshizz took care of me though. i'll never forget that weekend.

my 2nd time was their triumphant return to magfest at the end of that year. what a glorious thing. i was drunk out of my mind and in a daze of awesome.
later that or the next night, aaron from the bosses, colin (ex bosses), stemage (metroid metal), and a 4th man (cant remember who - sorry!) did a secret show in jamspace (RIP) where they covered a cracking selection of failure songs.

this band and what they started is directly responsible for me being who i am today.

can't wait for my vinyl to ship in 2012!

if you are not down with these guys or the video game band/cover/arrangement scene, you should check it out. not even sure where to start anymore. maybe here?

also of note is that tim from the fucking champs produced this album.
the fucking champs are another life changing band worth falling for.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 10

hello! let's have a good week!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

survival night 01: the specialist

things sylvester stallone blows up in "the specialist"

Sharon Stone's junk
1 80's hairdew
a cloud
the ocean
crabs
james woods' ego 




Wednesday, November 23, 2011





Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The spice wars begin

awesome goals

http://www.fuchsnorthamerica.com/

Welcome to Fuchs North America. (You’ve known us as Baltimore Spice). We are a premier purveyor of seasoning, menu development, and spice and ingredients to the North American food industry and foodservice chain restaurants. Our goal is to harness fresh ideas, global control of spices and a dynamic product development team to deliver tastes that delight consumers.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

i had much fun playing with nuclear missiles in cod4

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Deadball-P ULTiMiX

i hinted i had a special thing coming.
i love this band
something abut his ultra catchy prog pop metal funk undefined stylings that just does it for me. not to mention the funniest lyrics ever. of all time.
one of the first P's that really got my interest along with wowaka on exit tunes supernova 2.

DEADBALL-PROJECT ULTIMATE MIX

his drums sound wack as hell, since he is an early producer of vocaloid stuff.  but even the cheese has grown on me.

special thanks to wash my blood, lol. a song i never thought i would enjoy seriously. we used to laugh at it and wonder what was wrong with kids these days.

i wish i could call this mix "God I sing a song"

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

die hard

idioms confuse him



deadball subs - a vocaloid can't be pregnant

gearing up for my awesome comp post coming soon.

vocaloid tuesday 7

PRO TIP:
my comments in these always refer to a video below the comment. gomen!

click engage for this weeks gems!

Monday, November 7, 2011














just do it, mike.

 

Friday, November 4, 2011

Thursday, November 3, 2011

is cringe the new best thing?
i notice cringe humor seems to move me a lot.
but is it a cheap gimmick?
or a more potent drug which will soon replace all comedy for me?

vocaloid tuesday 6 - seeu sucks

more after the jump



Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

best intro ever, to a drum cover video

the rest of the vid is pretty standard tho. so just stop it after the intro



song is mosaic roll duh

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Flat-Top from Kyle Walling on Vimeo.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 5

apparently this is # 24 today
apparently the last lyric is: "I want to do ichaicha* with university girls"



*(make out/stuff), translation by PattyLikesCookies
more after the jump

Friday, October 21, 2011

Thursday, October 20, 2011

prog whale porn

wait for the beat to kick in

SCARY!

i just installed my 1st FPS at work and started playing it.
COD4, a modern full screen game on a mac.
much more risky secret gaming than normal.
not 2 minutes in, my boss randomly comes up to my cube with a prospective client.
somehow alt tabbed out and brought up some pretend work just in time.
eat your heart out, point break.

mix 002

i have to put these after jumpbreaks so they don't all load at once
click it

mix 001 - testing grooveshark

Lou Reed & Metallica - Lulu

i'm gonna give this whole album a listen today and hopefully laugh or cry my ass off
lou reed is one of my top favorite songwriters of the 60s and 70s.
metallica is of my top favorite metal bands of the 80s.
lou or metallica haven't done anything for a long time that i've liked.
but in this case maybe 2 wrongs do make a right.

edit:
it was bad!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 4 T-Pocket's revenge

on wednesday!





drunk vocaloids i think



i had no attachment to this song. but look at those sparkles





the latest and the greatest from the top 3
(WOW this video)


number 2 was down from last week number 1, and this week #1 was new but just blah

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

gulab jamun
i want gulab jamuns with you
gulab jamun
and i hope you like gulab jamuns too

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

yes







best snake prop!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

white people really like enter sandman



why do people always try to hack merry go rounds?




i want to be attacked by various animals to see how i handle myself
.
..
EGGS BOX.
€ 3.60

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

fuck you gary jules

for making a cover so powerful that nobody cares about the original.

you create hipsters.

Good Guy Greg is my new favorite thing

Good Guy Greg | Know Your Meme





also
soon
net dweller
net husband
freshman
barista
asian father

stonehenge: reloaded







samantha got me cool shorts

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

sadcore exists.


more info to come.
i love sad music.
but sad usually gets lumped in with other genres that tend to put me to sleep.
so we will see after my exploration of sadcore if there are any personal gems.
now we will just start with Lasse Lindh - You Wake Up At Sea Tac, possibly the saddest album cover of all time.

vocaloid tuesday 3

to reiterate, the ones i post here are mainly the ones that don't make it onto my mp3 player, but do have cool videos, or pique my interest for a translation

Monday, October 10, 2011

Outer space is not a perfect vacuum, but a tenuous plasma awash with charged particles, electromagnetic fields, and the occasional star.

any latin comedians out there?

make a bit where you rhyme coolio with julio.

pure gold.


you're welcome.

Friday, October 7, 2011

the guy doing the robot at a public image ltd show





also, my new porn name is shuttlecock

I HAVE TO WATCH THIS LATER. awkward date stuff is my fetish

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

weird day.

dubstep kid



crazy girl





The Sun - Romantic Death by AtlanticRecords



just remembered this

i wish velveta made computers

the iWISH  
                 by Velveta

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

still want this

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/billyq1

remember!



never even saw this article my friends wrote
 http://good-evil.net/features/gets-billy-q-effinger-willie-the-warlock

stuff 02





vocaloid tuesday 2

cool video



#1 song this week

new video - Orange of the Day

video directed by Brianna Parrott

there are even HD options! i'm getting better at this!



by the way, had to upgrade from adobe premiere cs2 to cs5.5 to finally get 'er done. and what a damn fiasco that was. put me on the screw adobe list.

Monday, October 3, 2011

finger party

today i invented the term finger party.
what could it mean though.
you decide.

also
iFISH, maybe?

the new spank rock album has this gem so far

Spank Rock feat. Santigold - Car Song from 13093 on Vimeo.


also
iDREN

also
SHAKE IT TILL MY DICK TURN RACIS

monday4



mr. pizza

girl lady woman mind blown surprise

From September 27, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011



regular pants

this was the best quality live i could find of this song

lync

thanks craig!

oh no no no no no no no no no

Thursday, September 29, 2011

my latest song agaisnt the evil ex-friend and bandmate, raub

experimented with making a music video for the 1st time ever.

the quality reflects how much effort went into it.
the song and vid from scratch took me about 6.5 hours. been a fun night.



rememberthetimeyoufuckedme.mp3

the space oddity video

i never saw this!
it's actually a whole different version of the song?!

runaways

the the runaways movie last night. so fucking awesome kristen stewart and dakota fanning were brilliant. thanks for growing up, dakota!

michael shannon playing kim fowley was amazing. now i'm really gonna check out kim fowley's achievements bc this movie made him out to be a god.

def the best studied and executed rock band movie i can remember.





Wednesday, September 28, 2011

song

i love brad neely. can't to catch his big tv debut i guess this week.

i want to memorize this song

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

comateens

a small pack of songs that i enjoyed of the comateens

another band i just heard

jane's party ep

catchy songs.
http://soundcloud.com/janespartyband/sets/janes-party-ep

vocaloid pictures blog!

been looking for a site like this that links to hi res backgrounds of the bocaro vids!

http://pix-vocaloid.tumblr.com/


fuck yea tumblr, you just earned a fuck yea.

we asked james franco to destroy this room.



more

wtf

i don't know what this site is but it's probly real bad for your computer so if you're on a poc please using script blocking like noScript

crazy images ahead:

vocaloid tuesday 1 (official 1st)

1.
even tho i've posted these b4, i figured i'd start naming them right.

i just noticed these new vocaloid-3 GUMIs popping up. this song i liked.



this song teeters on not staying in my mp3s. so i better post the superb video here to keep it alive in some way.




Monday, September 26, 2011

monday3

Saturday, September 24, 2011

some funk

playing some gta4 today for a break

listening to the VIBE station. got me into some new stuff



Friday, September 23, 2011

trader joes rainbow panorama

well at least one nice thing has come from the constant rain here

click for bigger

ima zombie now!!

NSFW futanari post

found this cool 80s pic. only problem is it's futa. if ur into that then go ahead and click the jump break.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

more thugs

omg england keeps getting more gross funny thuggy
kersal massive was awesome but WOW this stuff is the new gold

more new music

the new wavves cd ft. best coast is awesome and full of foo fighters for some reason.


after the jump is even more music
>>>>>>>ENGAGE!

happy day!

today is very happy.
the  band played a great set last night. we lost the contest but i was still happy kicked ass. the people who won were interesting. it was a tie. the girl (eliza, alisa?) is a very talented songwriter and totally deserves a chance to record her stuff. the other band had  such a huge crew that when it came time for the applause vote, they blew the place's doors down. lol, i guess if you bring that crew to every show, your band will always have an audience.

and  despite getting the light turned out on me sitting on the pot earlier , nico video is now in english!
now i can watch vocaloids and make comments and generally know wtf is going on there!

in celebration i post yuukiss songs again. i love him/her.
this one came out a while back but i only appreciated it recently. yay subs!
also this might be the only male vocaloid i've ever enjoyed



the classic prayer will live. yuukiss give me more!
finally found an english sub! turn annotations on as usual.

lets try a new kind of embed!

click the jump to view a mini album of あこさか from pixiv.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

good deal

idk but the other night i thought this was hilarious

tuesday vocaloids not good enough for my mp3 player

but good enough for you!



more after the jump

tuesday2

i have been:
the orator
the megaphone
the vulture
the drifter
the feeler (handsy one)
..and my own contribution:
the exhibitionist (not sure why video didn't cover this obvious one)

Monday, September 19, 2011

monday2

i love embedding vids from weird sites

Frank Ocean - Songs For Women - 2011 found on Hip-Hop
UPDATE: THIS VIDEO SUCKS
more awesome music after the break

Saturday, September 17, 2011

no words

bartock and lansky

my vinyl explorations continue!



look how awesome these fucking audience people are!
something has been lost in the human race




Friday, September 16, 2011

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

nerd time

caught up on some new game music today

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

new

new neon indian i like.
it has video game sounds. i think they are sega because they sound like the samples i used for my nsd3



the only song i like off the kooks new album so far

embedding experiment

testing this from nico. new from OTESTU



the latest drug song from ピノキオP. i posted it b4.
it now has subs!



MORE embedding experiment

tuesday

yay! the vocaloid boys entice me into a romantic night.


more

Monday, September 12, 2011

no, i never stopped loving ashley burch

is there nothing blogger I won't embed?

survival of the freshest



monday

black cocain today

Friday, September 9, 2011

predator chopper pizza drop

just made this choppa

we jus fukkin

ok overall j bigga is lame, but this song has a nice groove, and come one no one else has the low standard needed to post/enjoy this

money phone

might be the weirdest thing rappers have ever done

simon farnaby surpise ending!

apple.
orange tube.
curly man.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

basia!

finally going through some new records

this basia has insane latin freshness. it's like just a splash of spice and then explosive hot dance beats.

back to the future shoes

been a while since i ranted?

god i wanna be important like the guy who wrote this article. getting this gift pack would make me implode.



air mags. i'm pissed. because i've been wanting shit like this for years. now there will be 1 pair. that everyone has. and then we move on again. fuck off, fashion. just stay in the 80s and we'll all be fine. because I will be fine.

i also remember loving kyle reese's shoes, the 1984 nike vandals





edit: ugh. looks like they clagged on bullshit tchotchkes.
edit: upon further examination i guess the big back thing and the bottom thing were there in the orig. but they too bulky here. the whole shoe looks melty.
also the wiki page for tchotchke rocks! i learned the words gewgaws and lagniappes!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

spongebob 80's picture pop art

idk, i made this today.

someone said it was the best episode ever. i've never even bothered with the show but tons of ppl love it. i watched the ep and found it okm but it did have this cool scene.


download LARGE here

if there was demand i could make one with less jpeg crap

late!

i used to listen to pocketwatch ALL THE TIME in highschool.

but i just heard this "remix" today.


"just another story about skeeter thompson"

so we were in Amsterdam...

yay



why is this song called dance floor?



finally some of these are getting put up with english right away!
which is good because even tho this song might grow on me, right now i just want to read the words and enjoy that font..

your biscuits have been approved

your biscuits have been approved from the wellington office

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

hbd freddie



this man raised me



they did something reeeeallly awesome with chords in this version

this inspired me!

so you really don't need to breath as much as you body tells you to?
when your blood gets a higher carbon dioxide level, you get an instinctive impulse to breath? i never really thought that impulse could be premature. the body is just covering it's ass by making you breath more than you really need to it seems. unless i'm totally off base.

fleddie

i wish i could see every japanese freddie related thing ever since cromartie..




cuppo noo-dole!

reposting for preservation

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is addictive

i love yasutaka nakata but he's hasn't done much i've enjoyed for a few years now. this barely makes it.

brewski for youuuski?

Sunday, September 4, 2011

look at this fucking hipster

we set this picture up for fun and i thought it would be awesome to submit it to LATFH.com, but their inbox is full. fuck that shit!

so here is the pic:

porn names


a few i made up:

piper fellows
john Q. sack
clint beastwood

one i saw in a recent gay porn:
Sparky O'Toole

i will def be posting shots from this film btw, its hilarious.

philouza

Thursday, September 1, 2011

cocain habit engage reminds you: go to the church of your choice.

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