The home of Cetera Noir and his band Die Hard Cafe

Saturday, December 31, 2011

video of a kid falling down

Thursday, December 29, 2011

today is kevin rowland day

i will dressing like him in his come on eileen/dexy's era for new years. thats not a spoiler because none of my friends read this blog, lol.

tan te

sounds like vocaloid a little

then u cry

then u get high

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 14 - inbijiburu

these posts are really evolving, heh?

click the ENGAGE to see what interested me this exciting new week of bocaroido

ryan dorn

frame it
bury it
walk 20 paces away
dig it up in 15 years
and teach the world to sing.

starfucker is kicking my asss today


Monday, December 26, 2011

nathan barnatt rules

awww ive been missing everything!!!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

foster the ppl is ok

peanut butter tuesday

Friday, December 23, 2011


Thursday, December 22, 2011



don't ask me why i'm posting this today.

dildo attack!!!

today is OJ simpson day!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

vocaloid tuesday 13 - tap into my wiffle wine aka I CANT BLAST THE REALS!

i love fresh prince

i loved it as a kid

i got over it

i'm back on now

oh shit i forgot about vocaloid tuesday

in the mean time listen to this weird buddy holly

Friday, December 16, 2011

summer camp vs. cults

am i the only one who thinks these singers look eerily similar?

Madeline Follin

Elizabeth Sankey

standing outside the fire

this is the greatest video ever made

howard keel
Bless Yore Beautiful Hide - Seven brides for seven brothers

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

ship's peen

why do ships have penises?

my new hipster favs

getting into cloud nothigns today because i loved total babes (cleveland) so much!
gonna post more stuff by these blokes

Tuesday, December 13, 2011


it just sucks

vocaloid tuesday 12: SECLET SIRENCE / christmas morgue

enjyo coke!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Sunday, December 11, 2011

arnold swarzenegger wow pic

i don't about spelling his name

arnold schwarzenegger


ahnold plays a henchman in the long goodbye, a 73 crazy noir that i forced myself to watch
damn the god damn 70s and their thoughts

oop u broke the 4th wall dude

fill yer boots tattoo

my sister and i got twin tattoos!

Thursday, December 8, 2011


get up kids

i love james in these
totally my synth singer idol

Sunday, December 4, 2011


hooters live 1986


Gilbert Gottfried is my favorite comedian

This is a repost from the amazing My First Blog 

You know, there's been a lot of speculation tonight about Joan Rivers' vagina--how old is it? How dry is it? How many men died during its construction? Well, good people, I have had sex with Joan Rivers. And I can tell you from experience that her much-maligned vagina is in fact a glorious thing of unparalleled beauty.

It was early in my career. I walked into a green room. Who do I see? The great Joan Rivers. At this point in my life, I'd already had sexual congress with dozens of Joan Rivers impersonators, and most were total gentlemen, like Mr. Mario Cantone.

But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch like a dead komodo dragon, which made my young comic's custard cannon rock hard. She spread her legs and I was immediately blinded by a flurry of bats. When the bats had cleared, I saw it-- the fabled Joan Rivers vagina. It was magnificent, a gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking as if to beckon me inside. "Take me," Joan hissed, "fill me with your seed so that I may live another century."

She climbed atop of two cases of Rolling Rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins upon my young comic's goo bazooka. I shouted, "take it all mein Bobby" then she exploded, sending a hot rush of love slime sloshing to the floor where it burned a hole into the sewer below. Spent, I fell backwards tumbling into the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold, only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe.

I'll never forget that sight, because I haven't been able to open my eyes since.

axl vs. kurt fight to the death

love this band now

Friday, December 2, 2011

my band made a music video!

everyone meet die hard cafe!

minibosses new album. brass 2: "2 brass 4 u"

brass2mouth is out.

i am happy. this is my 1st time being part of the scene when a minibosses album came out.

i have seen them twice in 2010 i think.
my 1st time was in PHX fir their 10th anniversary show in feb.
i had a fresh broken ankle from the night before. jeez. so much pain and pleasure.
my friends from theshizz took care of me though. i'll never forget that weekend.

my 2nd time was their triumphant return to magfest at the end of that year. what a glorious thing. i was drunk out of my mind and in a daze of awesome.
later that or the next night, aaron from the bosses, colin (ex bosses), stemage (metroid metal), and a 4th man (cant remember who - sorry!) did a secret show in jamspace (RIP) where they covered a cracking selection of failure songs.

this band and what they started is directly responsible for me being who i am today.

can't wait for my vinyl to ship in 2012!

if you are not down with these guys or the video game band/cover/arrangement scene, you should check it out. not even sure where to start anymore. maybe here?

also of note is that tim from the fucking champs produced this album.
the fucking champs are another life changing band worth falling for.

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