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Friday, May 25, 2012


will i find ass?

last night i found a semi-rad little japanese market in the back of a sushi restaurant.

we ended up getting yuzu gummy candy.

 each of the flavors if kasugai candy have funny inscriptions on the bag - except yuzu lol.

and lychee - which for the record, i hate those little packs of, i haven't had since my 1st weeaboo gave me some in 1999 (fucking miss mica) but they feel like an eyeball in your mouth. but they taste like an eyeball trying to be fruit mentally.

apparently there is mangosteen flavor too. MANGOSTEEN. it is the queen of fruit DAMMIT. and i need it in me for a stay.
 also without funny inscription - so i am an IDD.

peach - also not funny. but i did learn that white peach is japanese?

ok muscat is funny
Its translucent color so alluring and taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.

apple: Every drop of fresh apple juice, carefully pressed from the reddest apples, shining in colors of the cheeks of a snow-country child, is yours to enjoy in each soft and juicy Kasugai Gummy. fuck yea

The company mission statement?
“To pleasing woman and man in natural state of desire”
 kiwi - also not funny - but i did learn that kiwi got its name - get ready - IN NEW EFFING ZEALAND - meb (mind effing blown)

mango - not funny - but i learned they have been commonly eaten for centuries!

pineapple - The gorgeous taste of fully ripened pineapple, imposing as a southern island king crowned in glory, is yours to enjoy in every Kasugai Pineapple Gummy.

 we also went to the good will in sykesville and got some really rad t-shirts and a stack of nice-ass vhs tapes of good movies, as hemmingway might have put it

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