will computers ever be fast enough?

it seems like no matter how badass of a computer i sit at, i can click way faster than the thing responds, at least when i'm making it process a few things that is.

computers used to be so much slower, but my frustration level is the same constant amount it was in 1989. therefore i think that they will never be good enough for me until they outperform my own body.

wat

from an internet person named halausteve

As some men know, sex is a satisfying experience. After a good romp, the man's instinct is to sleep. Women, however, who are capable of multiple orgasms, become more awake, allowing them to sneak out to copulate with a second and third male, each one successively falling asleep, as they are removed from the picture.

Biologically, this increases the female's chances of pregnancy, and thus carrying on the species.

But just as human embryos for a few hours begin to develop fish scales, before the cells change direction to take another course, additional layers have been added to the female wakefulness instinct, such as the instinct to re-arrange furniture during and even after sex.
 

how is this possible

u cant dance to idm

they should just change it to  m

the rock has the same face as rob schneider

pass it on

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summer camp vs. cults

am i the only one who thinks these singers look eerily similar?

Madeline Follin

Elizabeth Sankey

ship's peen

why do ships have penises?